June 15, 2003 - 1:22 p.m.
Alright, I've come back from the dead to give a word of wisdom to Colin.
Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it.
What's all the commotion, you say? Well, he wrote an entry about how most girls are stupid pretentious bitches who feel the need to follow the crowd like sheep.
Needless to say, Cassie breathed fire out her nostrils and let out a horrible scream. And then her hair turned into snakes. Yes, it did.
So here it is, the completely unabridged version of what girls are really like. And I should know. I go to an all girls school. But first, let's list some of Colin's complaints.
Did you ever notice that girls have a tendency to put overused words in their screen names?
Okay, I'll admit to have done this one too. My aol screen name was created when I was in 6th grade. Give me a break. Most of the people that have AIM and can change their screennames 24/7 have more grown up names. And than again, some don't. Some girls are ditzy, I admit it. And some girls aren't.
Colin admits to have come to my diary, first thinking I was some valley girl. I don't blame him, just look at my diary user name. Aphroditegrl. But to me it's a bit more personal that that. I love Greek Myths, and always have. I used to check big volumes out when I was a kid and sit reading them for hours. Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty and love, both traits that I don't really possess, and definately didn't when I started this diary. So it was more a wish for those things, than a "I'm so f@ckin hott. All the guyz luv me," type of thing. The grl was added because girl was too long, and I wanted to make my name something my friends would never recognise me as. I never intended to open this diary. Moving on...
It just shows that teenage girls are really just sex-hungry maniacs, but they don't act like it because they're afraid they'll look like a smelly, unbathed slut/whore.
But isn't that what guys want? I swear, you all are the same. You want a girl to be great at sex, but you also want your girlfriend to be a virgin. You can't have both. We're not trying to fool ourselves. We're trying to fool you.
What up with guys trying to corrupt our innocense? I don't get it.
And about us being sex fiends, yes, we are. Probably more than you. Didn't see tht one coming, eh?
Trust me guys, if you saw what girls were really like, you would all turn gay.
This is what I have learned from my all girls school.
1. Shaving your legs is optional. When you're around girls, it doens't matter. So don't even both. In fact, if you forget to shower inthe morning, just put on a shitload of deodorant and you'll be fine.
2. Burp often. And don't forget to fart too. And then announce to everyone at your table that you have burped/farted. This will start a contest in which every girl will try to burp louder than you. The ones that say, "Gross," are just fooling themselves.
3. Not all of us are bisexual. God dammit. It's possible to have a very close but still platonic relationship with people of the same sex. Just because we've all seen each other in our underware doesn't mean we eat each other out. Get your mind out of the gutter. So we've all seen each other's boobs? I know guys that compare dicks and then masterbate together. Are they gay? No!
4. Here's the clincher. Girls do masterbate. Not all, but many. You're not the only ones. We just don't feel the need to announce it to everyone. But that doesn't mean we keep it secret. Our friends know. They don't think it's gross. They don't give a shit.
5. This should be obvious by now: we are horny. Is it really so hard to believe. We get horny, and are horny bitches.
6. We want to fuck the sexy bad boys, and date a sweet and smart guy with a good sense of humor. It's a double edged sword, but one very similar to the ones you used. "I want to fuck experienced girls and marry a virgin." Yeah right. Go fuck yourself. Oh wait. You already do that. And with other men watching.
Why do young members of the female persuasion feel the need to do this? Is it because they feel they need a place? People don't need a place. These kinds of people do, though, and that's at the back of my hand when I smack some sense into them.
Abusive, aren't we? Belonging is very much a part of human nature, especially for adolescents like ourselves. Girls don't want to be labled as sluts for the same reasons guys don't want to be labled as prude. Guys always talk shit about people, especially girls. Why do they feel the need to do this? "Oh she has the smallest boobs." Well, you have a small penis.
My point is, everyone needs a place. Even those quasi-intellectuals that think they are so much better than everyone else. You're just living in a delusion. You masterbate as well, don't deny it.
And Colin, this wasn't to bash you. I've heard this shit from so many guys, I just want to set people straight. You're a smart guy, and I think your entry deserved a smart response. I tried to give that to you. If youthink this is total bullshit, IM me or flame me in my guestbook. Or make an entry bashing me in your diary. I don't care.
