July 19, 2003 - 12:13 a.m.
Properly ripped from akaitenshi's diary.
If I were a month I would be: December, because it's the last month. It can be as cold as ice or as warm as Christmas.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday. Always working to get ready for that few hours of freedom.
If I were a time of day I would be: 11:11. Because I love the Something Corporate song Konstantine.
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus! Because I'm crazy like that!
If I were a sea animal I would be: I don't like fish. I want to be a kitty.
If I were a direction I would be: Up.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A desk, worn with use and filled with books and papers and pens.
If I were a literary figure I would be: Jane Eyre. The same oddness and cynicical outlook. The same desire to do something good. And what can I say? I'm a fool for those types of love stories.
If I were a liquid I would be: This question could end up being so wrong.
If I were a stone, I would be: a plain old rock, the kind that you have to break open to see all the crystals.
If I were a tree, I would be: An apple tree. Because they look cool. Plus I could tell people to eat me.
If I were a bird, I would be: Oh, I hate birds. When I went to NYC, I was always afraid a pidgeon would shit on me. I kept my hoodie up until we got to Times Square.
If I were a tool, I would be: A pen.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Venus Flytrap. Rawr!
If I were a mythical creature: A pheonix.
If I were a musical instrument: piano, simple but refined.
If I were an emotion, I would be: A feeling of wanting something and knowing that you'll do anything to gt it. Or a mix of confidence and sheer self hatred.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Lettuce.
If I were a sound, I would be: Music. Something emo.
If I were an element, I would be: Fire. It can't be broken down into elements. You can't trace the amount of oxygen or nitrogen in it.
If I were a car, I would be: Little red corvette!
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Yours truly.
If I were a food, I would be: chicken wings!
If I were a place, I would be: New York City
If I were a material, I would be: Cotton. Everything else is too ritzy. Cotton is comfortable, and still pretty.
If I were a taste, I would be: yummy
If I were a scent, I would be: minty
If I were a word, I would be: quintessence
If I were an object, I would be: A stuffed animal
If I were a body part I would be: lips...so expressive
If I were a facial expression I would be: bored
If I were a subject in school I would be: literature
If I were a shape I would be: star
If I were a number I would be: 13
