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July 25, 2003 - 12:09 p.m. I had to wake up at 9 again today to go to the orthodontist. This wuld be three days in a row. I can't beleive I'm not dead. Yesturday, Gabby and I went to go see Pirates of the Carribean again, mostly because we like the sight of Johnny Depp in a crown. I had a lot of fun with Gabsters, except when that bastard ticket attendant wouldn't give me a student rate. "I need a student ID," he said. "What about a permit?" I said, digging in my purse. I threw out my ID. Incarnate gives us new IDs every year, and usually the attendants let us in without one. "No, I need an ID." That bastard. The student rates apply to both high school and college students, so if he didn't believe I was a student, he should have let me have a children's ticket. Or I just should have said, "Oh fuck you, give me a ticket to [insert name of R-rated movie here]." Next to me, Gabby got in with her permit. So I suppose I should hav just left that window and went to the other one. But as soon as I left the window, I started cussing. Loudly. I hope those bitches heard it, too. I lost $1.50 on that, and that may not sound like much, but dammit, I have to work for my money. It's not like my mom says, "Oh, you're going out? Here's some money for a ticket!" Anyway that pissed me off. But these lines made me happy: "But you've seemed to forgotten something...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." "So we're all men of our word. Well except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." "I see we've all arrived in a good place: spiritually, echumenically, grammatically..." "If you were looking for the oportune moment, that was it." "I used human hair...from my back" "Why the rum?" "You can always count on a dishonest man to be dishonest...honestly."
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